Hey, hey, Daddy, may I have some rum?
                                             Hey, hey, Mummy, hey, hey, mummy
                                             I can't get the taste of the
                                             Pudding we had so long ago out of my head!
                                             
                                             Draw a circle, there's the earth
                                             Draw a circle, there's the earth
                                             Draw a circle, there's the earth
                                             I'm Britain!
                                             
                                             Draw a circle, there's the earth
                                             Look carefully, there's the earth
                                             Could it be, there's the earth?
                                             I'm Britain!
                                             
                                             Ah, with a single brush stroke
                                             You can see a wonderful world
                                             Ride on the pencil-shaped tube
                                             Britain!
                                             
                                             "I know everyone says the food I make is dreadful,
                                             But I just do it on purpose!"
                                             
                                             Draw a circle, there's the earth
                                             Draw a circle, there's the earth
                                             Draw a circle, there's the earth
                                             I'm Britain!
                                             
                                             Draw a circle, there's the earth
                                             Surprisingly, there's the earth
                                             Turn onto your back, there's the earth
                                             I'm Britain!
                                             
                                             Ah, if you stand next to the oven
                                             You'll smell a recipe for happiness
                                             "Sarcasm brings out the flavour"
                                             In the chilly winter they bloom
                                             Fireworks
                                             
                                             Hey, hey, Brother, could I get some black tea?
                                             By the way, Sister, could you pour it for me?
                                             Oy, oy, Grandpa, Peace is the best!
                                             Yes, yes, Baby "I think I may see something"
                                             Hey, hey, Daddy, I would like some gin as well
                                             
                                             Hey, hey, Mummy, hey, hey, mummy
                                             I can't get the taste of the
                                             Pudding we had so long ago out of my head!
                                             
                                             This tattoo hurts
                                             It's of my hot six-string!
                                             
                                             Draw a circle, there's the earth
                                             Draw a circle, there's the earth
                                             Draw a circle, there's the earth
                                             I'm Britain!
                                             
                                             Ah, with a single brush stroke
                                             You can see a wonderful world
                                             My next-door neighbour is a ghost
                                             Britain!
                                             
                                             Ah, the entire world
                                             Is a sleeping recipe for happiness
                                             Today I'll have great luck again!
                                             I can't lose!