Beat ni nori tsumugu JK SOUL Kono machi no heel yo welcome bring it on Let me know. Detekoi yo watashi yori tsuyoi saikyou Mirai no tensai bishoujo tantei Mashiro!
Kouto no suso yurashiteru Kon'ya mo coffee Sorry! I can't drink it. Otona no mood akogareteru kedo Don't call me pyua howaito, sepia men.
Keshikaran karada niramu Yabai hentai ni BANG! Kemono wa hana o nerae Super-massive na Girl. Buchikamasou nagiharau Kaen houshaki katate ni everybody say ho!
Say Hoooo! (Hoooo!) Lay Chooo! (Chooo!) Lay Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Cho Cho Cho Cho
Sore jaa asobi wa koko made da Hajimeyou ka oinori wa sumaseta kai? Nichijou seikatsu GIRI⭐︎GIRI mymen Ready go inochi wa mystery ni bet Yabai tatakai de hassan myself Sekai no hakai mitai no kai? Kitaeta kobushi wa bazzan gaisei Taero yo? Watashi no ippatsu wa dekai ze?
Tantei no honnou ga hashiridasu houkou de Saiaku no soudou ni Saiya-kyuu no kodou ga Tousou no choujou e bousou shita shoudou de Hurry up my beat, well sekai de ittou!
Kinniku to kinniku ni hasamarete inbi na Tengoku no sleeping ni izanawarete feeling good Aburakadabura hirake goma Sukoshi Valhalla atari de O-yasu-mi~ (O-yasu-mi~)
Hohoho... Lalala...
Sarakedase! Buchi agete! GORI☆GORI Physical! Gaijuu gekitai hansha kaimetsu hentai funsai akuryou taisan MUSCLE! Hachikireru! GORI☆GORI Feez e-Girl! "Dakedo watashi wa kayowai joshikousei To, anadoratta sono manshin koso ga Oroka na kisama no haiin da! suki ari~!"
Riding the beat, it's JK SOUL Hey, you street punks - welcome, bring it on, let me know. Come out if you're tougher than me - the ultimate! I'm Mashiro, genius girl detective of the future!
The hem of my coat is swaying Tonight again - coffee? Sorry, I can't drink it. Longing for that grown-up mood, But don't call me pure white, sepia men.
I glare with a wickedly fine body Bang! To the pervy hentai! Aim for the nose of the beast I'm a super-massive kind of girl. Let's smash through! Let's wipe it all out! Flamethrower in hand - everybody say ho!
Say Hoooo! (Hoooo!) Lay Chooo! (Chooo!) Lay Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Cho Cho Cho Cho
Strip it off! Crank it up! GORI☆GORI Physical! Exorcise beasts, crush the underworld, wipe out hentai, purge evil spirits! MUSCLE! I'm bursting! GORI☆GORI Feez e-Girl! "Yes, I'm the future's most brilliant detective girl! Was that not thrilling enough? Let's go again!"
Playtime's over now Shall we begin? Have you said your prayers? Everyday life - GIRI⭐︎GIRI mymen Ready go - I bet my life on mystery Unleashing myself in this wild fight Do you want to watch the world burn? My fists are forged - mightier than mountains! Brace yourself - my punch is massive!
My detective instincts are on the run My heart pounds like a Super Saiyan in chaos Racing madly to the peak of conflict Hurry up my beat - I'll top the world!
Caught between muscle and muscle, a sinful paradise Drawn into heavenly sleeping - feeling good Abracadabra - open sesame! Maybe I'll nap a bit in Valhalla O~ya~su~mi~ (O~ya~su~mi~)
Hohoho... Lalala..
Strip it off! Crank it up! GORI☆GORI Physical! Exorcise beasts, crush the underworld, wipe out hentai, purge evil spirits! MUSCLE! I'm bursting! GORI☆GORI Feez e-Girl! "But I'm just a weak high school girl... Oh? You underestimated me? That arrogance- It's your fatal mistake! Gotcha!"
Beat ni nori tsumugu JK SOUL Kono machi no heel yo welcome bring it on Let me know. Detekoi yo watashi yori tsuyoi saikyou Mirai no tensai bishoujo tantei Mashiro!
Kouto no suso yurashiteru Kon'ya mo coffee Sorry! I can't drink it. Otona no mood akogareteru kedo Don't call me pyua howaito, sepia men.
Keshikaran karada niramu Yabai hentai ni BANG! Kemono wa hana o nerae Super-massive na Girl. Buchikamasou nagiharau Kaen houshaki katate ni everybody say ho!
Say Hoooo! (Hoooo!) Lay Chooo! (Chooo!) Lay Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Cho Cho Cho Cho
Sore jaa asobi wa koko made da Hajimeyou ka oinori wa sumaseta kai? Nichijou seikatsu GIRI⭐︎GIRI mymen Ready go inochi wa mystery ni bet Yabai tatakai de hassan myself Sekai no hakai mitai no kai? Kitaeta kobushi wa bazzan gaisei Taero yo? Watashi no ippatsu wa dekai ze?
Tantei no honnou ga hashiridasu houkou de Saiaku no soudou ni Saiya-kyuu no kodou ga Tousou no choujou e bousou shita shoudou de Hurry up my beat, well sekai de ittou!
Kinniku to kinniku ni hasamarete inbi na Tengoku no sleeping ni izanawarete feeling good Aburakadabura hirake goma Sukoshi Valhalla atari de O-yasu-mi~ (O-yasu-mi~)
Hohoho... Lalala...
Sarakedase! Buchi agete! GORI☆GORI Physical! Gaijuu gekitai hansha kaimetsu hentai funsai akuryou taisan MUSCLE! Hachikireru! GORI☆GORI Feez e-Girl! "Dakedo watashi wa kayowai joshikousei To, anadoratta sono manshin koso ga Oroka na kisama no haiin da! suki ari~!"
Riding the beat, it's JK SOUL Hey, you street punks - welcome, bring it on, let me know. Come out if you're tougher than me - the ultimate! I'm Mashiro, genius girl detective of the future!
The hem of my coat is swaying Tonight again - coffee? Sorry, I can't drink it. Longing for that grown-up mood, But don't call me pure white, sepia men.
I glare with a wickedly fine body Bang! To the pervy hentai! Aim for the nose of the beast I'm a super-massive kind of girl. Let's smash through! Let's wipe it all out! Flamethrower in hand - everybody say ho!
Say Hoooo! (Hoooo!) Lay Chooo! (Chooo!) Lay Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Chooo! Cho Cho Cho Cho
Strip it off! Crank it up! GORI☆GORI Physical! Exorcise beasts, crush the underworld, wipe out hentai, purge evil spirits! MUSCLE! I'm bursting! GORI☆GORI Feez e-Girl! "Yes, I'm the future's most brilliant detective girl! Was that not thrilling enough? Let's go again!"
Playtime's over now Shall we begin? Have you said your prayers? Everyday life - GIRI⭐︎GIRI mymen Ready go - I bet my life on mystery Unleashing myself in this wild fight Do you want to watch the world burn? My fists are forged - mightier than mountains! Brace yourself - my punch is massive!
My detective instincts are on the run My heart pounds like a Super Saiyan in chaos Racing madly to the peak of conflict Hurry up my beat - I'll top the world!
Caught between muscle and muscle, a sinful paradise Drawn into heavenly sleeping - feeling good Abracadabra - open sesame! Maybe I'll nap a bit in Valhalla O~ya~su~mi~ (O~ya~su~mi~)
Hohoho... Lalala..
Strip it off! Crank it up! GORI☆GORI Physical! Exorcise beasts, crush the underworld, wipe out hentai, purge evil spirits! MUSCLE! I'm bursting! GORI☆GORI Feez e-Girl! "But I'm just a weak high school girl... Oh? You underestimated me? That arrogance- It's your fatal mistake! Gotcha!"
There was once a brilliant detective who built a dazzling legacy and basked in fame. No case was too tough! No mystery unsolvable! That high school detective’s name was Keiichiro Nagumo!
...But that was more than ten years ago.
Now? He’s plagued by back pain, farsightedness, and sensitive teeth. What’s a "smaho"? What’s a "JK"? The once-glorious teen detective is now a middle-aged man left behind by the times.
“It’s not that I’ve lost my talent. I’ve just lost a bit of my youth.”
Then one day, a bubbly high school girl named Mashiro barges into the Nagumo Detective Agency, insisting she wants to be his assistant. Apparently, she dreams of becoming a detective herself...!?
Thus begins a heart-pounding (and maybe heart-straining) everyday life between a grizzled old detective and a self-proclaimed quirky-cute JK assistant!