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Taiiku Okazaki - Suffer Video (MV)

Detectives These Days Are Crazy! Opening Theme Video




Description: Opening Theme
From Anime: Mattaku Saikin no Tantei to Kitara (まったく最近の探偵ときたら)
From Season: Summer 2025
Performed by: Taiiku Okazaki (岡崎体育)
Released: July 2nd, 2025

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Kubitai kata itai koshi itai hiza itai
Hirou konpai mo ii toko
Dano ni nanda kono...

Do it now or You'll be too late
Ore ni wa ima shika nee
Ukiagaru towae
Do it ugatsu kono mune

Ore ni wa ima shika nee

Karubi de muneyake egui shi hamigaki sureba modosu shi
Icchoumae ni puraido to chuushokugo no ketsuatsu wa takai shi

Itai itai itai itai itai itai itai
Tsurai tsurai tsurai tsurai tsurai tsurai tsurai
Shikashi dakara koso
Ore wa Feel only live

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Do it now or You'll be too late
Ore ni wa ima shika nee
Tsugihagi no hashikure
Do it ugatsu kono mune

You'll be too late
You'll be too late
You'll be too late

Atsuchii samimii kurushikutemo ikiru sabaibu (Oh Oh Oh Oh)
Kusuburu wa ore no mitama takake (Oh Oh Oh Oh)

Do it now or You'll be too late
Ore ni wa ima shika nee
Tsugihagi no hashikure
Do it ugatsu kono mune

You'll be too late
You'll be too late
You'll be too late
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Neck hurts shoulder hurts back hurts knees hurt
Completely exhausted totally drained
And yet what is this...

Do it now or You'll be too late
All I have is now
This eternity rises up
Do it pierce through this chest

All I have is now

Greasy ribs give me heartburn and brushing my teeth makes me gag
I've got a full dose of pride and post-lunch high blood pressure

Pain pain pain pain pain pain pain
Suffering suffering suffering suffering suffering suffering suffering
But that's exactly why
I Feel only live

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Do it now or You'll be too late
All I have is now
Just a patchwork scrap
Do it pierce through this chest

You'll be too late
You'll be too late
You'll be too late

Hot cold struggling but I survive (Oh Oh Oh Oh)
Smoldering is my soul now rage on (Oh Oh Oh Oh)

Do it now or You'll be too late
All I have is now
Just a patchwork scrap
Do it pierce through this chest

You'll be too late
You'll be too late
You'll be too late
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首痛い肩痛い腰痛い膝痛い
疲労困憊もいいとこ
だのに なんだこの…

Do it now or You'll be too late
俺には今しかねぇ
浮き上がる永え
Do it 穿つこの胸

俺には今しかねぇ

カルビで胸焼けエグいし 歯磨きすれば嘔吐くし
一丁前にプライドと昼食後の血圧は高いし

痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い
辛い辛い辛い辛い辛い辛い辛い
しかしだからこそ
俺はFeel only live

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Do it now or You'll be too late
俺には今しかねぇ
継ぎ接ぎの端くれ
Do it 穿つこの胸

You'll be too late
You'll be too late
You'll be too late

暑ちぃ寒みぃ 苦しくても生きるサバイブ(Oh Oh Oh Oh)
燻るは俺の御魂 猛れ(Oh Oh Oh Oh)

Do it now or You'll be too late
俺には今しかねぇ
継ぎ接ぎの端くれ
Do it 穿つこの胸

You'll be too late
You'll be too late
You'll be too late
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Kubitai kata itai koshi itai hiza itai
Hirou konpai mo ii toko
Dano ni nanda kono...

Do it now or You'll be too late
Ore ni wa ima shika nee
Ukiagaru towae
Do it ugatsu kono mune

Ore ni wa ima shika nee

Karubi de muneyake egui shi hamigaki sureba modosu shi
Icchoumae ni puraido to chuushokugo no ketsuatsu wa takai shi

Itai itai itai itai itai itai itai
Tsurai tsurai tsurai tsurai tsurai tsurai tsurai
Shikashi dakara koso
Ore wa Feel only live

Do it now or You'll be too late
Ore ni wa ima shika nee
Tsugihagi no hashikure
Do it ugatsu kono mune

You'll be too late
You'll be too late
You'll be too late

Atsuchii samimii kurushikutemo ikiru sabaibu (Oh Oh Oh Oh)
Kusuburu wa ore no mitama takake (Oh Oh Oh Oh)

Do it now or You'll be too late
Ore ni wa ima shika nee
Tsugihagi no hashikure
Do it ugatsu kono mune

You'll be too late
You'll be too late
You'll be too late
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Neck hurts shoulder hurts back hurts knees hurt
Completely exhausted totally drained
And yet what is this...

Do it now or You'll be too late
All I have is now
This eternity rises up
Do it pierce through this chest

All I have is now

Greasy ribs give me heartburn and brushing my teeth makes me gag
I've got a full dose of pride and post-lunch high blood pressure

Pain pain pain pain pain pain pain
Suffering suffering suffering suffering suffering suffering suffering
But that's exactly why
I Feel only live

Do it now or You'll be too late
All I have is now
Just a patchwork scrap
Do it pierce through this chest

You'll be too late
You'll be too late
You'll be too late

Hot cold struggling but I survive (Oh Oh Oh Oh)
Smoldering is my soul now rage on (Oh Oh Oh Oh)

Do it now or You'll be too late
All I have is now
Just a patchwork scrap
Do it pierce through this chest

You'll be too late
You'll be too late
You'll be too late
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首痛い肩痛い腰痛い膝痛い
疲労困憊もいいとこ
だのに なんだこの…

Do it now or You'll be too late
俺には今しかねぇ
浮き上がる永え
Do it 穿つこの胸

俺には今しかねぇ

カルビで胸焼けエグいし 歯磨きすれば嘔吐くし
一丁前にプライドと昼食後の血圧は高いし

痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い
辛い辛い辛い辛い辛い辛い辛い
しかしだからこそ
俺はFeel only live

Do it now or You'll be too late
俺には今しかねぇ
継ぎ接ぎの端くれ
Do it 穿つこの胸

You'll be too late
You'll be too late
You'll be too late

暑ちぃ寒みぃ 苦しくても生きるサバイブ(Oh Oh Oh Oh)
燻るは俺の御魂 猛れ(Oh Oh Oh Oh)

Do it now or You'll be too late
俺には今しかねぇ
継ぎ接ぎの端くれ
Do it 穿つこの胸

You'll be too late
You'll be too late
You'll be too late
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Writer: Okazaki Taiiku
Copyright: Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC


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Japanese Title: まったく最近の探偵ときたら
English Title: Detectives These Days Are Crazy!
Original Release Date:
  • July 1st, 2025
Released: 2025

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There was once a brilliant detective who built a dazzling legacy and basked in fame.
No case was too tough! No mystery unsolvable!
That high school detective’s name was Keiichiro Nagumo!

...But that was more than ten years ago.

Now? He’s plagued by back pain, farsightedness, and sensitive teeth.
What’s a "smaho"? What’s a "JK"?
The once-glorious teen detective is now a middle-aged man left behind by the times.

“It’s not that I’ve lost my talent. I’ve just lost a bit of my youth.”

Then one day, a bubbly high school girl named Mashiro barges into the Nagumo Detective Agency, insisting she wants to be his assistant.
Apparently, she dreams of becoming a detective herself...!?

Thus begins a heart-pounding (and maybe heart-straining) everyday life between a grizzled old detective and a self-proclaimed quirky-cute JK assistant!

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