One, two, one, two, three, four!
It's so boring, a booming life of living alone
Holding my rock soul in hand
With spontaneous Chinese lantern, blowfish cheeks
I once again envelop the town in chaos
Being stand-offish but lovable is a sign of intelligence
But for some reason, I have yet to confess my love to him
Putting my life on the line for ping pong, to train my legs and loins
I play the drums
Even with this kind of band, it ain't fake
With these members, it ain't not rock
We ain't aiming for a folk dance
The place where we'll end up ain't Nirvana!
We are maids! "Yeah!"
In the form of maids, we
Come in, come in!
"Wachoh!!"
This is the underworld "Yeah!"
The scene of the crime, it's a
Horrible scene, horrible scene!
"Oh no..."
We're invincible maids! "Yeah!"
The constipation is labor pains
Enema, enema!
"Wachoh!!"
Pure, without a doubt, brave, Seaside is now open for business!
"Welcome back"
With scary eyes, I return the white ball
And I hide my gentle heart within my chest
In downtown, wit and beauty become rivals of each other
The jack-of-all-trades saves our feet
A flat-chested girl with hair like a fountain that can't read the mood
Perfectly fits into a school swimsuit "You gotta problem with that?!"
My blonde hair flutters in the wind after school
With the sound of the bass, not forgetting to jab back
It's a rare show, but we didn't prepare
There're no basics for a scene like this
What we're performing ain't a mix
What we want to boil ain't a bath!
We are maids "Yeah!"
In maid clothing we,
Enter enter!
"Wachoh!!"
Tofu is made out of soy "Yeah!"
With amazing cooking, you'll
Swoon, swoon!
"Oh no..."
Strong maids "Yeah!"
Secret information leak
Rampage, rampage!
"Wachoh!!"
Lax, loud, harmonious, Seaside is a masterpiece! Now in operation!
"Have a good day"
Drums, Haribara Harue!
Violin, Tatsuno Toshiko!
Accordion, Arashiyama Hotori!
Bass, Kon Futaba!
We are maids! "Yeah!"
In the form of maids, we
Come in, come in!
"Wachoh!!"
This is the underworld "Yeah!"
The scene of the crime, it's a
Horrible scene, horrible scene!
"Oh no..."
We're invincible maids! "Yeah!"
The constipation is labor pains
Enema, enema!
"Wachoh!!"
Pure, without a doubt, brave, Seaside is now open for business!
"Thank you very maid (much)!"