Omusubi - Amazing Intellegence ~Kuzu wa Saikou!!!!!!!!!!!!!♡♡△△~ Lyrics
Osomatsu-san Season 3 Ending 2 Lyrics
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"osomatsu deesu."
"karamatsu da."
"choromatsu desu."
"ichimatsu dakedo."
"juushimatsu desu."
"tottii da yo"
We can't understand.
"muzukashii koto dou datte ii kara sa~"
"ore dake wo mitereba, ii daro?"
"suki na koto ni riyuu wa nai"
"hitori janai shi ..."
"minna to iru to tanoshii yo~"
"jibun ga tanoshii to omoetara iin dakara, ne"
We can't understand.
"tokuchouryou wo chuushutsu shimashita. saiteki kai wa niito AI desu."
"maji de!?"
"doomoo, omusubi deesu"
Ningen wa zannen na sonzai "hoe~, sonna koto nai dasu"
Kao ni subete dashite shimaimasu
Kanojo hoshigena kao "hoshiiyo~n! kure yo~n!"
Baka shoujiki no baka dake miete
Okane hoshigena kao "uhhyou! megunde hoshii zansu!"
Yokuyoku mireba yoku ni mamirete
Sapooto ga hitsuyou "moraeru mon wa morawanai to na~" nanoni naze ni tanoshi sou na no ka
Muimi na muda wo rouhi shi tsuzukete "midoku ni shinai yo!"
Baacharu made mo kajou kyoukyuu de "neko douga misete"
Waraenai hodo warai wo motomete "bowe!"
Nisankatanso wo tairyou haishutsu
Hyouka dekinai kitai ni kotaete
Hi seisan teki sonzai ga fuete
Shuushoku doutei chikyuu mo hyougaki
Hieteshimai kieteshimaimasu
"shinguraritii goto issen wo koemasu"
Sono kaitou wa NO WAY! (WAY!) bakageteru sore de koso HUMAN
Kachikan zenbu YEAH!"ai"! (YEAH!"ai"!)
Onaji you de (SS-Yeah!) minna chigatte
Kuso mo miso mo appudeeto! (HI! HI!) omoshiroku naru hou ga seikai
Suki ni sureba OK! (OK!)
Sekai heiwa ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
"hima nara hataraitekure..."
Ningen no zannen na shisutemu "sunao na no wa ii koto da jo~"
Kao to kokoro ga tsunagattemasu
Tokimeku toki no kao "nyaa ga gyutto shiteageru nyan!"
Kiraku de neji ga yurundeitte
Mukatsuku toki no kao "ttaku, ochitsuke yo, hora"
Doai ni yotte neji ga hazurete
Repooto no shindan "naka ga yokute ii janai"
Nanimo kamo ga dou datte yoku naru
"chin" toka "un" to ka renko shiteitara "eroi no choudai~"
Chigau kotoba wo rensou suru no wa "ai mo, aru daro?"
Chishiki ga aru no ni rikutsu ni uzumorete "nanka yoku iwareru"
Puroguramingu ga konran shiteiru
Inputto kara autoputto made
Chokketsu sureba mondai kaiketsu
Niito no niizu de sekai wo mawashite
Raku wo shichaeba ii to omoimasu
"kuzu wa saikou desu!"
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Sono kaitou ga THAT'S RIGHT! (WAY!) fuzaketeru sono hou ga HUMAN
Musabetsu teki na YEAH!"ai"! (YEAH!"ai"!)
Chigau you de (SS-Yeah!) kihon wa SAME FACE
Kuzu ga risou ni appudeeto! (HI! HI!) omoshiroku nakucha imi ga nai
Yaritai you ni yatte (OK!)
Naru you ni natte ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
"kimitachi kore kara dou suru tsumori?"
"shirimasen"
"funkorogashi ni naru!"
"haa~!?"
"shourai no koto chanto kangae na yo"
"maa na"
"maa na"
"kiiteru!?"
"daradara shitecha dame datte"
"bokutachi wa...!"
"bokutachi wa niito desu!"
"nani wo itteru!"
"hatarake yo"
"rajiorokuruyo"
"diipu naito awa~♪"
"urusee!"
"omaera nan no tame ni umaretekita!"
"fu, okorarechatta"
"okorarechatta"
"burazaa!?"
"denkidai mo tada janen da yo! jiritsu shiro!"
"kyoumi nai "
"chinamini kuso chounan, omae wa dou shitai wake?"
"nani wo!?"
"wa~~~"
"shikkari shinasai! omusubi!"
"omaera ga iu na"
"nee nee, watashi no hiroin toshite no hyoukachi wa?"
"unko desu"
"haa!?"
"aidoru toshite no kitaichi wa?"
"unko desu"
"oui!"
"hoehoe~"
"hoehoee!"
"dayo~n"
"dayo~n!"
"joo"
"joo!"
"te yandee baarou chikishou!"
"te yandee baarou chikishou!"
"shee!"
"sheeeeee!"
"suki ni shimasu!"
"saiteki kai desu!"
"kore de~?"
"ii no da!"
"saiaku da!"
Keisan nante NO THANKS
Warikirenai sore koso ga enman
Kanpeki nante nansensu
Naru you ni natte (shee!)
Mata tsuzukun desu
Kono kaitou ga SO GOOD! (WAY!) tanoshinderu sou de nakya HUMAN
Kachikan zenbu YEAH!"ai"! (YEAH!"ai"!)
Onaji datte (SS-Yeah!) chigatteta tte
Kuso mo miso mo appudeeto! (HI! HI!) omoshiroku nareru no ga seikai
Suki ni nareba OK! (OK!)
Mazete shimatte ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
"osomatsu!"
I'm Osomatsu.
I'm Karamatsu.
I'm Choromatsu.
It's Ichimatsu, though.
It's Jyushimatsu.
It's Totty!
We can't understand.
I don't care about difficult things, you know?
Just look at me and that's enough, right?
There's no reason for what you like.
I'm not alone...
It's fun being with everyone~
If I think I'm having fun, that's good, you know.
We can't understand.
We've extracted the features. The optimal solution is a NEET AI.
Seriously!?
Hello, I'm Omusubi.
Humans are a disappointing existence - No way, that's not true!
It all shows on my face.
A face that wants a girlfriend - "I want one! Please give me one!"
Only the fool who's stupidly honest is visible.
A face that wants money - "Woohoo! Please grant me some!"
Look closely and it's soaked in greed.
Support is needed - "If you can get it, you should take it~"
Then why does it look like it's having fun?
Continuing to waste meaningless waste - "I won't leave it unread!"
Even virtual things are oversupplied - "Show me cat videos."
Chasing laughs to the point of not laughing - "Bwe!"
Massively emitting carbon dioxide
Meeting expectations that can't be evaluated
Unproductive existences are increasing
Employment, virginity, and Earth also in an Ice Age
They cool down and disappear
We will cross the line with the Singularity.
That answer is NO WAY! (WAY!) It's ridiculous-that's what makes you HUMAN.
All values YEAH! "Love"! (YEAH! "Love"!)
Same as; (SS-Yeah!) everyone is different
Update the crap and the good-it's more interesting; that's the correct answer.
Do as you like (OK!)
World peace - ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
If you're bored, work for me...
The human's disappointing system - "Honesty is a good thing, you know~"
Face and heart are connected.
A face that blinks with excitement - "Meow, I'll hug you tight!"
Carefree and happy, the screws loosen.
The face when you're pissed off - "Geez, calm down, hey"
The screws loosen according to the level of anger and sadness.
The report's diagnosis - "It's good that you get along"
Everything ends up fine no matter what.
If you keep shouting "rare" or "luck," you'll hear "Give me something sexy~"
Conjuring different words, "Love exists too, doesn't it?"
Knowledge is there, but it's buried in reasoning - "Something people say is good"
Programming is in chaos.
From input to output
If it's directly connected, the problem is solved.
Run the world with NEET needs.
I think it's fine to take it easy.
Scum is the best!
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That answer is THAT'S RIGHT! (WAY!) You're messing around-that's what makes you human.
Indiscriminate YEAH! "Love"! (YEAH! "Love"!)
Though the same (SS-Yeah!), everyone is different
The scum updates to the ideal! (HI! HI!) It's not meaningful unless it's interesting.
Do as you like (OK!)
Let it be as it will - ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
What are you going to do from now on?
I don't know.
I'm going to become a dung beetle!
Huh?!
Think properly about your future.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you listening?!
You can't just dawdle.
We are...!
We are NEETs!
What are you saying!
Work!
I'm going to record a radio show.
Deep Night Hour~♪
Shut up!
Why were you born, you guys?
Heh, I got scolded.
I got scolded.
Brother!?
The electricity bill isn't free, you know-be self-reliant!
Not interested.
By the way, you, the oldest son, what do you want to do?
What the-?!
Waaa~
Pull yourself together! Omusubi!
Don't you say that!
Hey, hey, what's my rating as a heroine?
It's poop.
Huh?!
What's your expected value as an idol?
It's poop.
Hey!
Hoehoe~
Hoehoe!
Dayo~n
Dayo~n!
Jo-
Jo!
What the heck, you bastard!
What the heck, you bastard!
Shee!
Sheeeeee!
I'll do as I like!
It's the optimal solution!
Is this it?
It's fine!!
This is the worst!!
Calculations? NO THANKS
Not divisible; that is harmony.
Perfection is nonsense.
Let it be as it will (Shee!)
And it goes on.
This answer is SO GOOD! (WAY!) If you're enjoying it-that's HUMAN.
All values YEAH! "Love"! (YEAH! "Love"!)
It's the same, even if it's different (SS-Yeah!)
Update the crap and the good-it's more interesting; that's the correct answer.
If you like it, it's OK! (OK!)
Mixing them all together - ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
Osomatsu!
「おそ松でーす。」
「カラ松だ。」
「チョロ松です。」
「一松だけど。」
「十四松です。」
「トッティーだよ」
We can’t understand.
「むずかしいことどうだっていいからさ～」
「俺だけを見てれば、いいだろ？」
「好きなことに理由はないっ」
「独りじゃないし…」
「みんなといるとたのしいよ～」
「自分が楽しいと思えたらいいんだから、ね」
We can’t understand.
「特徴量を抽出しました。最適解はニートAIです。」
「マジで！？」
「どーもー、オムスビでーす」
人間は残念な存在 「ホエ～、そんなことないダス」
顔にすべて出してしまいます
彼女欲しげな顔 「欲しいヨ～ン！くれヨ～ン！」
馬鹿正直のバカだけ見えて
お金欲しげな顔 「ウッヒョー！めぐんでほしいざんす！」
ヨクヨク見れば欲にまみれて
サポートが必要 「もらえるもんはもらわないとな～」
なのになぜに楽しそうなのか
無意味な無駄を浪費し続けて 「未読にしないよ！」
バーチャルまでも過剰供給で 「猫動画みせて」
笑えないほど笑いを求めて 「ボウェ！」
二酸化炭素を大量排出
評価できない期待に応えて
非生産的存在が増えて
就職・童貞・地球も氷河期
冷えてしまい消えてしまいます
「シンギュラリティーごと一線を超えます」
その回答はNO WAY！(WAY！)バカげてる それでこそHUMAN
価値観ぜんぶYEAH！「愛」！(YEAH！「愛」！)
同じようで(SS-Yeah！)みんな違って
クソもミソもアップデート！(HI！HI！)オモシロクなる方が正解
好きにすればOK！(OK！)
世界平和 ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
「暇なら働いてくれ…」
人間の残念なシステム 「素直なのはいいことだじょ～」
顔と心が繋がってます
ときめく時の顔 「にゃーがギュッとしてあげるにゃん！」
気楽×喜楽でネジがゆるんでいって
むかつく時の顔 「ったく、落ち着けよ、ほら」
度合い×怒哀によってネジが外れて
レポートの診断 「仲が良くていいじゃない」
なにもかもがどうだってよくなる
「珍」とか「運」とか連呼していたら 「エロいのちょうだい～」
違う言葉を連想するのは 「愛も、あるだろ？」
知識があるのに理屈に埋もれて 「なんか良く言われる」
プログラミングが混乱している
インプットからアウトプットまで
直結すれば問題解決
ニートのニーズで世界を回して
楽をしちゃえばいいと思います
「クズは最高です！」
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その回答がTHAT’S RIGHT！(WAY！)フザケてる そのほうがHUMAN
無差別的なYEAH！「愛」！(YEAH！「愛」！)
違うようで(SS-Yeah！)基本はSAME FACE
クズが理想にアップデート！(HI！HI！)オモシロクなくちゃ意味がない
やりたいようにやって(OK！)
なるようになって ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
「君たちこれからどうするつもり？」
「知りません」
「フンコロガシになるー！」
「はあ～！？」
「将来のことちゃんと考えなよ」
「まぁな」
「まぁな」
「聞いてる！？」
「ダラダラしてちゃダメだって」
「ボクたちは……！」
「ボクたちはニートです！」
「何を言ってる！」
「働けよ」
「ラジオ録るよ」
「ディープナイトアワ～♪」
「うるせぇ！」
「お前らなんのために生まれてきた！」
「フッ、怒られちゃった」
「怒られちゃった」
「ブラザー！？」
「電気代もタダじゃねんだよ！ 自立しろ！」
「興味ない」
「ちなみにクソ長男、お前はどうしたいわけ？」
「何をーーー！？」
「わ～～～」
「しっかりしなさい！ オムスビ！」
「お前らが言うな」
「ねぇねぇ、私のヒロインとしての評価値は？」
「うんこです」
「はあ！？」
「アイドルとしての期待値は？」
「うんこです」
「オーイ！」
「ホエホエ～」
「ホエホエー！」
「だよ～ん」
「だよ～ん！」
「じょー」
「じょー！」
「てやんでぇバーローチキショー！」
「てやんでぇバーローチキショー！」
「シェー！」
「シェェェェェェ！」
「好きにします！」
「最適解です！」
「これで～？」
「いいのだーーー！！」
「最悪だーーー！！」
計算なんてNO THANKS
割り切れない それこそが円満
完璧なんてナンセンス
なるようになって(シェー！)
また続くんです
この回答がSO GOOD！(WAY！)楽しんでる そうでなきゃHUMAN
価値観ぜんぶYEAH！「愛」！(YEAH！「愛」！)
同じだって(SS-Yeah！)違ってたって
クソもミソもアップデート！(HI！HI！)オモシロクなれるのが正解
好きになればOK！(OK！)
混ぜてしまって ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
『おそまつ！』
Romaji
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"osomatsu deesu."
"karamatsu da."
"choromatsu desu."
"ichimatsu dakedo."
"juushimatsu desu."
"tottii da yo"
We can't understand.
"muzukashii koto dou datte ii kara sa~"
"ore dake wo mitereba, ii daro?"
"suki na koto ni riyuu wa nai"
"hitori janai shi ..."
"minna to iru to tanoshii yo~"
"jibun ga tanoshii to omoetara iin dakara, ne"
We can't understand.
"tokuchouryou wo chuushutsu shimashita. saiteki kai wa niito AI desu."
"maji de!?"
"doomoo, omusubi deesu"
Ningen wa zannen na sonzai "hoe~, sonna koto nai dasu"
Kao ni subete dashite shimaimasu
Kanojo hoshigena kao "hoshiiyo~n! kure yo~n!"
Baka shoujiki no baka dake miete
Okane hoshigena kao "uhhyou! megunde hoshii zansu!"
Yokuyoku mireba yoku ni mamirete
Sapooto ga hitsuyou "moraeru mon wa morawanai to na~" nanoni naze ni tanoshi sou na no ka
Muimi na muda wo rouhi shi tsuzukete "midoku ni shinai yo!"
Baacharu made mo kajou kyoukyuu de "neko douga misete"
Waraenai hodo warai wo motomete "bowe!"
Nisankatanso wo tairyou haishutsu
Hyouka dekinai kitai ni kotaete
Hi seisan teki sonzai ga fuete
Shuushoku doutei chikyuu mo hyougaki
Hieteshimai kieteshimaimasu
"shinguraritii goto issen wo koemasu"
Sono kaitou wa NO WAY! (WAY!) bakageteru sore de koso HUMAN
Kachikan zenbu YEAH!"ai"! (YEAH!"ai"!)
Onaji you de (SS-Yeah!) minna chigatte
Kuso mo miso mo appudeeto! (HI! HI!) omoshiroku naru hou ga seikai
Suki ni sureba OK! (OK!)
Sekai heiwa ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
"hima nara hataraitekure..."
Ningen no zannen na shisutemu "sunao na no wa ii koto da jo~"
Kao to kokoro ga tsunagattemasu
Tokimeku toki no kao "nyaa ga gyutto shiteageru nyan!"
Kiraku de neji ga yurundeitte
Mukatsuku toki no kao "ttaku, ochitsuke yo, hora"
Doai ni yotte neji ga hazurete
Repooto no shindan "naka ga yokute ii janai"
Nanimo kamo ga dou datte yoku naru
"chin" toka "un" to ka renko shiteitara "eroi no choudai~"
Chigau kotoba wo rensou suru no wa "ai mo, aru daro?"
Chishiki ga aru no ni rikutsu ni uzumorete "nanka yoku iwareru"
Puroguramingu ga konran shiteiru
Inputto kara autoputto made
Chokketsu sureba mondai kaiketsu
Niito no niizu de sekai wo mawashite
Raku wo shichaeba ii to omoimasu
"kuzu wa saikou desu!"
Sono kaitou ga THAT'S RIGHT! (WAY!) fuzaketeru sono hou ga HUMAN
Musabetsu teki na YEAH!"ai"! (YEAH!"ai"!)
Chigau you de (SS-Yeah!) kihon wa SAME FACE
Kuzu ga risou ni appudeeto! (HI! HI!) omoshiroku nakucha imi ga nai
Yaritai you ni yatte (OK!)
Naru you ni natte ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
"kimitachi kore kara dou suru tsumori?"
"shirimasen"
"funkorogashi ni naru!"
"haa~!?"
"shourai no koto chanto kangae na yo"
"maa na"
"maa na"
"kiiteru!?"
"daradara shitecha dame datte"
"bokutachi wa...!"
"bokutachi wa niito desu!"
"nani wo itteru!"
"hatarake yo"
"rajiorokuruyo"
"diipu naito awa~♪"
"urusee!"
"omaera nan no tame ni umaretekita!"
"fu, okorarechatta"
"okorarechatta"
"burazaa!?"
"denkidai mo tada janen da yo! jiritsu shiro!"
"kyoumi nai "
"chinamini kuso chounan, omae wa dou shitai wake?"
"nani wo!?"
"wa~~~"
"shikkari shinasai! omusubi!"
"omaera ga iu na"
"nee nee, watashi no hiroin toshite no hyoukachi wa?"
"unko desu"
"haa!?"
"aidoru toshite no kitaichi wa?"
"unko desu"
"oui!"
"hoehoe~"
"hoehoee!"
"dayo~n"
"dayo~n!"
"joo"
"joo!"
"te yandee baarou chikishou!"
"te yandee baarou chikishou!"
"shee!"
"sheeeeee!"
"suki ni shimasu!"
"saiteki kai desu!"
"kore de~?"
"ii no da!"
"saiaku da!"
Keisan nante NO THANKS
Warikirenai sore koso ga enman
Kanpeki nante nansensu
Naru you ni natte (shee!)
Mata tsuzukun desu
Kono kaitou ga SO GOOD! (WAY!) tanoshinderu sou de nakya HUMAN
Kachikan zenbu YEAH!"ai"! (YEAH!"ai"!)
Onaji datte (SS-Yeah!) chigatteta tte
Kuso mo miso mo appudeeto! (HI! HI!) omoshiroku nareru no ga seikai
Suki ni nareba OK! (OK!)
Mazete shimatte ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
"osomatsu!"
"karamatsu da."
"choromatsu desu."
"ichimatsu dakedo."
"juushimatsu desu."
"tottii da yo"
We can't understand.
"muzukashii koto dou datte ii kara sa~"
"ore dake wo mitereba, ii daro?"
"suki na koto ni riyuu wa nai"
"hitori janai shi ..."
"minna to iru to tanoshii yo~"
"jibun ga tanoshii to omoetara iin dakara, ne"
We can't understand.
"tokuchouryou wo chuushutsu shimashita. saiteki kai wa niito AI desu."
"maji de!?"
"doomoo, omusubi deesu"
Ningen wa zannen na sonzai "hoe~, sonna koto nai dasu"
Kao ni subete dashite shimaimasu
Kanojo hoshigena kao "hoshiiyo~n! kure yo~n!"
Baka shoujiki no baka dake miete
Okane hoshigena kao "uhhyou! megunde hoshii zansu!"
Yokuyoku mireba yoku ni mamirete
Sapooto ga hitsuyou "moraeru mon wa morawanai to na~" nanoni naze ni tanoshi sou na no ka
Muimi na muda wo rouhi shi tsuzukete "midoku ni shinai yo!"
Baacharu made mo kajou kyoukyuu de "neko douga misete"
Waraenai hodo warai wo motomete "bowe!"
Nisankatanso wo tairyou haishutsu
Hyouka dekinai kitai ni kotaete
Hi seisan teki sonzai ga fuete
Shuushoku doutei chikyuu mo hyougaki
Hieteshimai kieteshimaimasu
"shinguraritii goto issen wo koemasu"
Sono kaitou wa NO WAY! (WAY!) bakageteru sore de koso HUMAN
Kachikan zenbu YEAH!"ai"! (YEAH!"ai"!)
Onaji you de (SS-Yeah!) minna chigatte
Kuso mo miso mo appudeeto! (HI! HI!) omoshiroku naru hou ga seikai
Suki ni sureba OK! (OK!)
Sekai heiwa ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
"hima nara hataraitekure..."
Ningen no zannen na shisutemu "sunao na no wa ii koto da jo~"
Kao to kokoro ga tsunagattemasu
Tokimeku toki no kao "nyaa ga gyutto shiteageru nyan!"
Kiraku de neji ga yurundeitte
Mukatsuku toki no kao "ttaku, ochitsuke yo, hora"
Doai ni yotte neji ga hazurete
Repooto no shindan "naka ga yokute ii janai"
Nanimo kamo ga dou datte yoku naru
"chin" toka "un" to ka renko shiteitara "eroi no choudai~"
Chigau kotoba wo rensou suru no wa "ai mo, aru daro?"
Chishiki ga aru no ni rikutsu ni uzumorete "nanka yoku iwareru"
Puroguramingu ga konran shiteiru
Inputto kara autoputto made
Chokketsu sureba mondai kaiketsu
Niito no niizu de sekai wo mawashite
Raku wo shichaeba ii to omoimasu
"kuzu wa saikou desu!"
Sono kaitou ga THAT'S RIGHT! (WAY!) fuzaketeru sono hou ga HUMAN
Musabetsu teki na YEAH!"ai"! (YEAH!"ai"!)
Chigau you de (SS-Yeah!) kihon wa SAME FACE
Kuzu ga risou ni appudeeto! (HI! HI!) omoshiroku nakucha imi ga nai
Yaritai you ni yatte (OK!)
Naru you ni natte ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
"kimitachi kore kara dou suru tsumori?"
"shirimasen"
"funkorogashi ni naru!"
"haa~!?"
"shourai no koto chanto kangae na yo"
"maa na"
"maa na"
"kiiteru!?"
"daradara shitecha dame datte"
"bokutachi wa...!"
"bokutachi wa niito desu!"
"nani wo itteru!"
"hatarake yo"
"rajiorokuruyo"
"diipu naito awa~♪"
"urusee!"
"omaera nan no tame ni umaretekita!"
"fu, okorarechatta"
"okorarechatta"
"burazaa!?"
"denkidai mo tada janen da yo! jiritsu shiro!"
"kyoumi nai "
"chinamini kuso chounan, omae wa dou shitai wake?"
"nani wo!?"
"wa~~~"
"shikkari shinasai! omusubi!"
"omaera ga iu na"
"nee nee, watashi no hiroin toshite no hyoukachi wa?"
"unko desu"
"haa!?"
"aidoru toshite no kitaichi wa?"
"unko desu"
"oui!"
"hoehoe~"
"hoehoee!"
"dayo~n"
"dayo~n!"
"joo"
"joo!"
"te yandee baarou chikishou!"
"te yandee baarou chikishou!"
"shee!"
"sheeeeee!"
"suki ni shimasu!"
"saiteki kai desu!"
"kore de~?"
"ii no da!"
"saiaku da!"
Keisan nante NO THANKS
Warikirenai sore koso ga enman
Kanpeki nante nansensu
Naru you ni natte (shee!)
Mata tsuzukun desu
Kono kaitou ga SO GOOD! (WAY!) tanoshinderu sou de nakya HUMAN
Kachikan zenbu YEAH!"ai"! (YEAH!"ai"!)
Onaji datte (SS-Yeah!) chigatteta tte
Kuso mo miso mo appudeeto! (HI! HI!) omoshiroku nareru no ga seikai
Suki ni nareba OK! (OK!)
Mazete shimatte ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
"osomatsu!"
English
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I'm Osomatsu.
I'm Karamatsu.
I'm Choromatsu.
It's Ichimatsu, though.
It's Jyushimatsu.
It's Totty!
We can't understand.
I don't care about difficult things, you know?
Just look at me and that's enough, right?
There's no reason for what you like.
I'm not alone...
It's fun being with everyone~
If I think I'm having fun, that's good, you know.
We can't understand.
We've extracted the features. The optimal solution is a NEET AI.
Seriously!?
Hello, I'm Omusubi.
Humans are a disappointing existence - No way, that's not true!
It all shows on my face.
A face that wants a girlfriend - "I want one! Please give me one!"
Only the fool who's stupidly honest is visible.
A face that wants money - "Woohoo! Please grant me some!"
Look closely and it's soaked in greed.
Support is needed - "If you can get it, you should take it~"
Then why does it look like it's having fun?
Continuing to waste meaningless waste - "I won't leave it unread!"
Even virtual things are oversupplied - "Show me cat videos."
Chasing laughs to the point of not laughing - "Bwe!"
Massively emitting carbon dioxide
Meeting expectations that can't be evaluated
Unproductive existences are increasing
Employment, virginity, and Earth also in an Ice Age
They cool down and disappear
We will cross the line with the Singularity.
That answer is NO WAY! (WAY!) It's ridiculous-that's what makes you HUMAN.
All values YEAH! "Love"! (YEAH! "Love"!)
Same as; (SS-Yeah!) everyone is different
Update the crap and the good-it's more interesting; that's the correct answer.
Do as you like (OK!)
World peace - ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
If you're bored, work for me...
The human's disappointing system - "Honesty is a good thing, you know~"
Face and heart are connected.
A face that blinks with excitement - "Meow, I'll hug you tight!"
Carefree and happy, the screws loosen.
The face when you're pissed off - "Geez, calm down, hey"
The screws loosen according to the level of anger and sadness.
The report's diagnosis - "It's good that you get along"
Everything ends up fine no matter what.
If you keep shouting "rare" or "luck," you'll hear "Give me something sexy~"
Conjuring different words, "Love exists too, doesn't it?"
Knowledge is there, but it's buried in reasoning - "Something people say is good"
Programming is in chaos.
From input to output
If it's directly connected, the problem is solved.
Run the world with NEET needs.
I think it's fine to take it easy.
Scum is the best!
That answer is THAT'S RIGHT! (WAY!) You're messing around-that's what makes you human.
Indiscriminate YEAH! "Love"! (YEAH! "Love"!)
Though the same (SS-Yeah!), everyone is different
The scum updates to the ideal! (HI! HI!) It's not meaningful unless it's interesting.
Do as you like (OK!)
Let it be as it will - ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
What are you going to do from now on?
I don't know.
I'm going to become a dung beetle!
Huh?!
Think properly about your future.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you listening?!
You can't just dawdle.
We are...!
We are NEETs!
What are you saying!
Work!
I'm going to record a radio show.
Deep Night Hour~♪
Shut up!
Why were you born, you guys?
Heh, I got scolded.
I got scolded.
Brother!?
The electricity bill isn't free, you know-be self-reliant!
Not interested.
By the way, you, the oldest son, what do you want to do?
What the-?!
Waaa~
Pull yourself together! Omusubi!
Don't you say that!
Hey, hey, what's my rating as a heroine?
It's poop.
Huh?!
What's your expected value as an idol?
It's poop.
Hey!
Hoehoe~
Hoehoe!
Dayo~n
Dayo~n!
Jo-
Jo!
What the heck, you bastard!
What the heck, you bastard!
Shee!
Sheeeeee!
I'll do as I like!
It's the optimal solution!
Is this it?
It's fine!!
This is the worst!!
Calculations? NO THANKS
Not divisible; that is harmony.
Perfection is nonsense.
Let it be as it will (Shee!)
And it goes on.
This answer is SO GOOD! (WAY!) If you're enjoying it-that's HUMAN.
All values YEAH! "Love"! (YEAH! "Love"!)
It's the same, even if it's different (SS-Yeah!)
Update the crap and the good-it's more interesting; that's the correct answer.
If you like it, it's OK! (OK!)
Mixing them all together - ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
Osomatsu!
I'm Karamatsu.
I'm Choromatsu.
It's Ichimatsu, though.
It's Jyushimatsu.
It's Totty!
We can't understand.
I don't care about difficult things, you know?
Just look at me and that's enough, right?
There's no reason for what you like.
I'm not alone...
It's fun being with everyone~
If I think I'm having fun, that's good, you know.
We can't understand.
We've extracted the features. The optimal solution is a NEET AI.
Seriously!?
Hello, I'm Omusubi.
Humans are a disappointing existence - No way, that's not true!
It all shows on my face.
A face that wants a girlfriend - "I want one! Please give me one!"
Only the fool who's stupidly honest is visible.
A face that wants money - "Woohoo! Please grant me some!"
Look closely and it's soaked in greed.
Support is needed - "If you can get it, you should take it~"
Then why does it look like it's having fun?
Continuing to waste meaningless waste - "I won't leave it unread!"
Even virtual things are oversupplied - "Show me cat videos."
Chasing laughs to the point of not laughing - "Bwe!"
Massively emitting carbon dioxide
Meeting expectations that can't be evaluated
Unproductive existences are increasing
Employment, virginity, and Earth also in an Ice Age
They cool down and disappear
We will cross the line with the Singularity.
That answer is NO WAY! (WAY!) It's ridiculous-that's what makes you HUMAN.
All values YEAH! "Love"! (YEAH! "Love"!)
Same as; (SS-Yeah!) everyone is different
Update the crap and the good-it's more interesting; that's the correct answer.
Do as you like (OK!)
World peace - ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
If you're bored, work for me...
The human's disappointing system - "Honesty is a good thing, you know~"
Face and heart are connected.
A face that blinks with excitement - "Meow, I'll hug you tight!"
Carefree and happy, the screws loosen.
The face when you're pissed off - "Geez, calm down, hey"
The screws loosen according to the level of anger and sadness.
The report's diagnosis - "It's good that you get along"
Everything ends up fine no matter what.
If you keep shouting "rare" or "luck," you'll hear "Give me something sexy~"
Conjuring different words, "Love exists too, doesn't it?"
Knowledge is there, but it's buried in reasoning - "Something people say is good"
Programming is in chaos.
From input to output
If it's directly connected, the problem is solved.
Run the world with NEET needs.
I think it's fine to take it easy.
Scum is the best!
That answer is THAT'S RIGHT! (WAY!) You're messing around-that's what makes you human.
Indiscriminate YEAH! "Love"! (YEAH! "Love"!)
Though the same (SS-Yeah!), everyone is different
The scum updates to the ideal! (HI! HI!) It's not meaningful unless it's interesting.
Do as you like (OK!)
Let it be as it will - ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
What are you going to do from now on?
I don't know.
I'm going to become a dung beetle!
Huh?!
Think properly about your future.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you listening?!
You can't just dawdle.
We are...!
We are NEETs!
What are you saying!
Work!
I'm going to record a radio show.
Deep Night Hour~♪
Shut up!
Why were you born, you guys?
Heh, I got scolded.
I got scolded.
Brother!?
The electricity bill isn't free, you know-be self-reliant!
Not interested.
By the way, you, the oldest son, what do you want to do?
What the-?!
Waaa~
Pull yourself together! Omusubi!
Don't you say that!
Hey, hey, what's my rating as a heroine?
It's poop.
Huh?!
What's your expected value as an idol?
It's poop.
Hey!
Hoehoe~
Hoehoe!
Dayo~n
Dayo~n!
Jo-
Jo!
What the heck, you bastard!
What the heck, you bastard!
Shee!
Sheeeeee!
I'll do as I like!
It's the optimal solution!
Is this it?
It's fine!!
This is the worst!!
Calculations? NO THANKS
Not divisible; that is harmony.
Perfection is nonsense.
Let it be as it will (Shee!)
And it goes on.
This answer is SO GOOD! (WAY!) If you're enjoying it-that's HUMAN.
All values YEAH! "Love"! (YEAH! "Love"!)
It's the same, even if it's different (SS-Yeah!)
Update the crap and the good-it's more interesting; that's the correct answer.
If you like it, it's OK! (OK!)
Mixing them all together - ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
Osomatsu!
Kanji
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「おそ松でーす。」
「カラ松だ。」
「チョロ松です。」
「一松だけど。」
「十四松です。」
「トッティーだよ」
We can’t understand.
「むずかしいことどうだっていいからさ～」
「俺だけを見てれば、いいだろ？」
「好きなことに理由はないっ」
「独りじゃないし…」
「みんなといるとたのしいよ～」
「自分が楽しいと思えたらいいんだから、ね」
We can’t understand.
「特徴量を抽出しました。最適解はニートAIです。」
「マジで！？」
「どーもー、オムスビでーす」
人間は残念な存在 「ホエ～、そんなことないダス」
顔にすべて出してしまいます
彼女欲しげな顔 「欲しいヨ～ン！くれヨ～ン！」
馬鹿正直のバカだけ見えて
お金欲しげな顔 「ウッヒョー！めぐんでほしいざんす！」
ヨクヨク見れば欲にまみれて
サポートが必要 「もらえるもんはもらわないとな～」
なのになぜに楽しそうなのか
無意味な無駄を浪費し続けて 「未読にしないよ！」
バーチャルまでも過剰供給で 「猫動画みせて」
笑えないほど笑いを求めて 「ボウェ！」
二酸化炭素を大量排出
評価できない期待に応えて
非生産的存在が増えて
就職・童貞・地球も氷河期
冷えてしまい消えてしまいます
「シンギュラリティーごと一線を超えます」
その回答はNO WAY！(WAY！)バカげてる それでこそHUMAN
価値観ぜんぶYEAH！「愛」！(YEAH！「愛」！)
同じようで(SS-Yeah！)みんな違って
クソもミソもアップデート！(HI！HI！)オモシロクなる方が正解
好きにすればOK！(OK！)
世界平和 ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
「暇なら働いてくれ…」
人間の残念なシステム 「素直なのはいいことだじょ～」
顔と心が繋がってます
ときめく時の顔 「にゃーがギュッとしてあげるにゃん！」
気楽×喜楽でネジがゆるんでいって
むかつく時の顔 「ったく、落ち着けよ、ほら」
度合い×怒哀によってネジが外れて
レポートの診断 「仲が良くていいじゃない」
なにもかもがどうだってよくなる
「珍」とか「運」とか連呼していたら 「エロいのちょうだい～」
違う言葉を連想するのは 「愛も、あるだろ？」
知識があるのに理屈に埋もれて 「なんか良く言われる」
プログラミングが混乱している
インプットからアウトプットまで
直結すれば問題解決
ニートのニーズで世界を回して
楽をしちゃえばいいと思います
「クズは最高です！」
その回答がTHAT’S RIGHT！(WAY！)フザケてる そのほうがHUMAN
無差別的なYEAH！「愛」！(YEAH！「愛」！)
違うようで(SS-Yeah！)基本はSAME FACE
クズが理想にアップデート！(HI！HI！)オモシロクなくちゃ意味がない
やりたいようにやって(OK！)
なるようになって ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
「君たちこれからどうするつもり？」
「知りません」
「フンコロガシになるー！」
「はあ～！？」
「将来のことちゃんと考えなよ」
「まぁな」
「まぁな」
「聞いてる！？」
「ダラダラしてちゃダメだって」
「ボクたちは……！」
「ボクたちはニートです！」
「何を言ってる！」
「働けよ」
「ラジオ録るよ」
「ディープナイトアワ～♪」
「うるせぇ！」
「お前らなんのために生まれてきた！」
「フッ、怒られちゃった」
「怒られちゃった」
「ブラザー！？」
「電気代もタダじゃねんだよ！ 自立しろ！」
「興味ない」
「ちなみにクソ長男、お前はどうしたいわけ？」
「何をーーー！？」
「わ～～～」
「しっかりしなさい！ オムスビ！」
「お前らが言うな」
「ねぇねぇ、私のヒロインとしての評価値は？」
「うんこです」
「はあ！？」
「アイドルとしての期待値は？」
「うんこです」
「オーイ！」
「ホエホエ～」
「ホエホエー！」
「だよ～ん」
「だよ～ん！」
「じょー」
「じょー！」
「てやんでぇバーローチキショー！」
「てやんでぇバーローチキショー！」
「シェー！」
「シェェェェェェ！」
「好きにします！」
「最適解です！」
「これで～？」
「いいのだーーー！！」
「最悪だーーー！！」
計算なんてNO THANKS
割り切れない それこそが円満
完璧なんてナンセンス
なるようになって(シェー！)
また続くんです
この回答がSO GOOD！(WAY！)楽しんでる そうでなきゃHUMAN
価値観ぜんぶYEAH！「愛」！(YEAH！「愛」！)
同じだって(SS-Yeah！)違ってたって
クソもミソもアップデート！(HI！HI！)オモシロクなれるのが正解
好きになればOK！(OK！)
混ぜてしまって ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
『おそまつ！』
「カラ松だ。」
「チョロ松です。」
「一松だけど。」
「十四松です。」
「トッティーだよ」
We can’t understand.
「むずかしいことどうだっていいからさ～」
「俺だけを見てれば、いいだろ？」
「好きなことに理由はないっ」
「独りじゃないし…」
「みんなといるとたのしいよ～」
「自分が楽しいと思えたらいいんだから、ね」
We can’t understand.
「特徴量を抽出しました。最適解はニートAIです。」
「マジで！？」
「どーもー、オムスビでーす」
人間は残念な存在 「ホエ～、そんなことないダス」
顔にすべて出してしまいます
彼女欲しげな顔 「欲しいヨ～ン！くれヨ～ン！」
馬鹿正直のバカだけ見えて
お金欲しげな顔 「ウッヒョー！めぐんでほしいざんす！」
ヨクヨク見れば欲にまみれて
サポートが必要 「もらえるもんはもらわないとな～」
なのになぜに楽しそうなのか
無意味な無駄を浪費し続けて 「未読にしないよ！」
バーチャルまでも過剰供給で 「猫動画みせて」
笑えないほど笑いを求めて 「ボウェ！」
二酸化炭素を大量排出
評価できない期待に応えて
非生産的存在が増えて
就職・童貞・地球も氷河期
冷えてしまい消えてしまいます
「シンギュラリティーごと一線を超えます」
その回答はNO WAY！(WAY！)バカげてる それでこそHUMAN
価値観ぜんぶYEAH！「愛」！(YEAH！「愛」！)
同じようで(SS-Yeah！)みんな違って
クソもミソもアップデート！(HI！HI！)オモシロクなる方が正解
好きにすればOK！(OK！)
世界平和 ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
「暇なら働いてくれ…」
人間の残念なシステム 「素直なのはいいことだじょ～」
顔と心が繋がってます
ときめく時の顔 「にゃーがギュッとしてあげるにゃん！」
気楽×喜楽でネジがゆるんでいって
むかつく時の顔 「ったく、落ち着けよ、ほら」
度合い×怒哀によってネジが外れて
レポートの診断 「仲が良くていいじゃない」
なにもかもがどうだってよくなる
「珍」とか「運」とか連呼していたら 「エロいのちょうだい～」
違う言葉を連想するのは 「愛も、あるだろ？」
知識があるのに理屈に埋もれて 「なんか良く言われる」
プログラミングが混乱している
インプットからアウトプットまで
直結すれば問題解決
ニートのニーズで世界を回して
楽をしちゃえばいいと思います
「クズは最高です！」
その回答がTHAT’S RIGHT！(WAY！)フザケてる そのほうがHUMAN
無差別的なYEAH！「愛」！(YEAH！「愛」！)
違うようで(SS-Yeah！)基本はSAME FACE
クズが理想にアップデート！(HI！HI！)オモシロクなくちゃ意味がない
やりたいようにやって(OK！)
なるようになって ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
「君たちこれからどうするつもり？」
「知りません」
「フンコロガシになるー！」
「はあ～！？」
「将来のことちゃんと考えなよ」
「まぁな」
「まぁな」
「聞いてる！？」
「ダラダラしてちゃダメだって」
「ボクたちは……！」
「ボクたちはニートです！」
「何を言ってる！」
「働けよ」
「ラジオ録るよ」
「ディープナイトアワ～♪」
「うるせぇ！」
「お前らなんのために生まれてきた！」
「フッ、怒られちゃった」
「怒られちゃった」
「ブラザー！？」
「電気代もタダじゃねんだよ！ 自立しろ！」
「興味ない」
「ちなみにクソ長男、お前はどうしたいわけ？」
「何をーーー！？」
「わ～～～」
「しっかりしなさい！ オムスビ！」
「お前らが言うな」
「ねぇねぇ、私のヒロインとしての評価値は？」
「うんこです」
「はあ！？」
「アイドルとしての期待値は？」
「うんこです」
「オーイ！」
「ホエホエ～」
「ホエホエー！」
「だよ～ん」
「だよ～ん！」
「じょー」
「じょー！」
「てやんでぇバーローチキショー！」
「てやんでぇバーローチキショー！」
「シェー！」
「シェェェェェェ！」
「好きにします！」
「最適解です！」
「これで～？」
「いいのだーーー！！」
「最悪だーーー！！」
計算なんてNO THANKS
割り切れない それこそが円満
完璧なんてナンセンス
なるようになって(シェー！)
また続くんです
この回答がSO GOOD！(WAY！)楽しんでる そうでなきゃHUMAN
価値観ぜんぶYEAH！「愛」！(YEAH！「愛」！)
同じだって(SS-Yeah！)違ってたって
クソもミソもアップデート！(HI！HI！)オモシロクなれるのが正解
好きになればOK！(OK！)
混ぜてしまって ALL THOUGHTS, MATCH THANKS
『おそまつ！』
Japanese Title: Amazing Intelligence～クズは最高!!!!!!!!!!!!!♡♡△△～
Description: Season 3 Ending 2
From Anime: Mr. Osomatsu (おそ松さん)
From Season: Winter 2021
Performed by: Omusubi with Osomatsu-san All Stars (オムスビ with おそ松さんオールスターズ)
Lyrics by: TECHNOBOYS PULCRAFT GREEN-FUND
Composed by: TECHNOBOYS PULCRAFT GREEN-FUND
Released: 2021
Japanese Title: おそ松さん
English Title: Osomatsu-san
Also Known As:
- Osomatsu-san 2
- Osomatsu-san 3
Original Release Date:
- Season 4: July 8th, 2025
- Movie: Tamashii no Takoyaki Party to Densetsu no Otomarikai: July 21st, 2023
- Movie: Hipipo-Zoku to Kagayaku Kajitsu: July 8th, 2022
- Season 3: October 13th, 2020
- Season 2: October 3rd, 2017
- Season 1: October 6th, 2015
