("Hey everyone... sorry to keep you waiting!")
Life works itself out
With that, I can sleep all night, Good good good!
There's tons of things to not worry about
I think... that's right! There's no main character
Every once in a while, ask someone for help
It might be hard, but that's what it means to lend a hand
Right?
It's a nice thing WAWAWA
Being a slacker WAWAWA
Being a gentleman to the ladies WAWAWA
Even if they forget me, I won't cr~y
Maybe I look like I have lots of free time, but of course my help is in high demand
So at least invite me from the beginning
The point is, I'm not a substitute, at least make me a proper member
So invite me from the beginning
Life's nothing to worry about
Even I can't believe that, No no no!
So I'm not a person worth worrying about?
I think... that's right! The main character is who?
Just a little, praise me for my efforts
Though, even when I felt satisfied there was no reward
Y'know?
Being a good person HAHAHA
Doesn't make you happy HAHAHA
Of course just hanging around other guys HAHAHA
Is gonna make me feel lonely~
You're always goofing around, but isn't there also the feeling of being goofed around with?
What I'm saying is, let's have fun together
I'm not an idiot, nor am I a moron, I'm just quite eccentric
So at least, let's have fun together
("You can search the world and you won't find anyone more perfect to be one of
Suzumiya's followers. I can guarantee ya that!
"But ya seem like too good of a guy to be walking together with her
Even knowing you'd fall off a cliff if you walked that way, to me at least")
Maybe I look like I have lots of free time, but I don't wanna tell you "of course!"
So, let's have fun together
I'm not an idiot, nor am I a moron, I'm just quite eccentric, ya know
So at least, let's have fun together
Life works itself out
With that, I can sleep every day, Good good good!
It's nothing to worry about, but
I think... you mean, me? There's no main character...?
("Thanks for listening to me!")